- No eating 90% of supermarket goods
- In fact, I really should really be joining a CSA, and find a local source of meat...
- And no soy milk, please.
- Nope, I don't do peanut butter, either.
- Five days a week, I go and I lift heavy things like bags of dirt, and then I run around, carrying those piles of dirt.
- And I play on rings and try to do pushups on them!
- As fast as I can!
Admit it. Your eyes would widen, you would smile skeptically. And you'd run home and report that shit to this site immediately.